I got sent home early from school on Friday because I have norovirus. Am I going to die or what is this.
This family never fails to amuse me.
good thing the boss leaves work through a secret elevator in his office so he wont see this and you can keep it up instead of just putting up to take a picture and then take it down so you dont get in trouble
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
when you know you’re doing it right
Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it
HAHAHAHA EARLY SOMEONE’S MUM TWEETED ME ON TWITTER AND CALLED ME A ‘DIRTY FILTHY PIG’ FOR TELLING SOMEONE TO ‘SUCK MY DICK’ I AM CRYING
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
Snow White and Aurora.