My name is Avery, I'm 16.

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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troyleroakley:

y’all

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origin: troyleroakley

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origin: thingsonhazelshead

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origin: cleancore

bewbin:

Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built

reblogged from: encourage

origin: bewbin

dutchster:

if you stare long enough the word shark looks like a shark

#omfg,#this is the greatest thing,#fave,

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

reblogged from: lviy

origin: bratsquad

createthefuckingchaos:

evexm:

LOOK AT HIS SMILE UGH

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origin: finnbhennach

orlyman:

fortfrolics:

kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

why do young people now talk like senior citizens please relax kids still play with toys stop bein such a damn baby

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origin: kingsleyyy

co-gi-to:

untamedcomets:

This is important

IMPORTANT. BOOST.

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origin: adventuringasnotagrownup

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

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origin: stunningpicture

mandopony:

andreweliam:

sweeeetastea:

This is what it means to age gracefully…

God save the queen

I’m sick of the media telling us women can only be beautiful during a very tiny portion of their lives. Look at this amazing person, and tell me she hasn’t always been and remains to this day drop dead gorgeous.

Ladies, you’re always and forever beautiful. Remember that.

I’m not saying that beauty is the most important thing, I’m only saying your age will never steal it from you. So just keep rockin’ it.

reblogged from: lviy

origin: julieandrewsrules

yugichrist : hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

roachpatrol:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

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It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

those ass bandits will do anything to get wood

reblogged from: iguanamouth

origin: homohustle

xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

reblogged from: iguanamouth

origin: xpw

realmonstrosities:

Pom-pom Crabs are tiny crabs who carry a pair of even tinier sea anemones in their dainty claws.

They really like to have TWO sea anemones. If they only have one, they’ll rip in two and carry one half in each claw.

The sea anemones soon heal up because they can do that kind of thing,.

Images: Eliot Ferguson/Klaus Stiefel

cheerleaders of the sea

reblogged from: iguanamouth

origin: realmonstrosities