I got sent home early from school on Friday because I have norovirus. Am I going to die or what is this.

the-absolute-best-posts:

joostine:

This family never fails to amuse me.

Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!

brotherbrain:

Denjin Hadoken by Brother Brain ★  
Street Fighter III: 2nd Impact (Arcade) Capcom 1997.

brotherbrain:

Baby Turtles by Brother Brain ★  
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project (NES) Konami 1991.

powerburial:

good thing the boss leaves work through a secret elevator in his office so he wont see this and you can keep it up instead of just putting up to take a picture and then take it down so you dont get in trouble

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death

thedepthofme:

when you know you’re doing it right

 Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it

elliegalaxies:

elliegalaxies:

HAHAHAHA EARLY SOMEONE’S MUM TWEETED ME ON TWITTER AND CALLED ME A ‘DIRTY FILTHY PIG’ FOR TELLING SOMEONE TO ‘SUCK MY DICK’ I AM CRYING

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

checkyesjessie:

Snow White and Aurora.