My name is Avery, I'm 16.
Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort
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sadbitch2003:

Sext: image

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origin: emiliogorgeous

#ME,
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origin: trick-or-peter

Baby: O..O-o...
Parents: Oh? What are you trying to say? Over? Orange?
Baby: O... O...
Baby: Only those with excellent social standing and those from filthy rich families are lucky enough to spend their time here at the elite private school, Ouran Academy. The Ouran Host Club is where the school's handsomest boys with too much time on their hands entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran Academy's elegant playground for the super rich and beautiful.
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lacigreen:

just literally cannot with these judges.  brb barfing  (x)

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origin: lacigreen

dapperalbinobudgie:

instagrarn:

goodnight moon. goodnight Milky Way. goodnight Ursa Major (UMa I dSph). goodnight 24IC 1613 (UGC 662.350[8].

goodnight nerd

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gregsexy:

this fucked me up

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thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

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origin: katara

I want you. I want to throw you against a wall, wrap your legs around my waist and kiss you. Kiss you until we have to stop to catch our breaths. I want you and only you. I want to take you on road trips that lead us to pulling over on the side of the road because we can’t keep our hands off each other. I want you and your flaws. I want your messy makeup from teary eyes as I hold you and talk to you about life. I want the 3am phone calls because you can’t sleep at night. I want to be yours and only yours. I want to taste all your cooking, even if it’s not good, even if it’s experimenting I’d have you cook every meal for the rest of my life. I want you. I want my trembling hands to grab your waist and dance with you in the middle of an empty room. I want to struggle on days when I can’t see you. I want to fight about meaningless stuff that will lead to meaningful sex. I want you. I want your hand to rest on my forearm as we enter a party, so I can reassure you that you are safe with me. I want to sing to you in the shower and have you shut me up with kisses because we both know I’m no singer. I want the ups and downs, the winter and summer days. I want you and only you… —(via mysteriouslesbian)

sarcasick:

opidiod:

justablueumbrella:

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

READ THIS

REBLOG THIS AND NEVER EVER FORGET IT

willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

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