My name is Avery, I'm 16.
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Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this.

Nature|body pos

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Tense Party Enters Third Hour Of Unplayed Acoustic Guitar Leaning Against Wall

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(shakes head) You come into MY house, you tell me MY favorite characters are heterosexual…

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This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ.

tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is smh

I do. I’m also aware that she said every word she spits is hers. I’ve chosen to take her literally. Which makes her wrong.

tumblr user literarygingerfox thinks that Nicki Minaj playing a recording of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s actual voice in her song is the same thing as Nicki Minaj spitting her own verses. tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is.

moment of silence for tumblr user literarygingerfox …

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Idea for the next ac game:



no balloon furniture

i spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what assassins creed game had balloon furniture in it

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when you have two groups of friends doing different things friday night and you’re not invited to either one lol

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I’m at this game shop but I wish I knew if there was a sale on

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Steal Her Look: Ikea Monkey

Burberry Prorsum Suede and Shearling Coat - $4,995

Malene Birger Bellish Fur Mittens - $195

Rare 1960’s Yves Saint Laurent Brown Fur Hat - $613

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