Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.
I didn’t know how much I needed this gif
I know who’s gonna die in his next book
everything always happens so much
if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you
Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.
it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion
mental illnesses cannot be ‘fixed’ by getting a love interest
not in roleplays
not in fanfiction
not in published fiction
not in real life
do not write this i will cut you
You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible
gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho
this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it
NO FUCKING WAY
I NEED THIS FOR 2K!
this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever
Grinding for a gym battle would be an nightmare…but I bet you nobody would skip leg day
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.