My name is Avery, I'm 16.

meladoodle:

my dad accidentally called me dad once

reblogged from: zackisontumblr

origin: meladoodle

swingtheserenade:

you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact

so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis 

I have come full circle

reblogged from: encourage

origin: blaqkbat

cumaddict72:

getmad-govegan:

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

dude get over yourself

reblogged from: dutchster

origin: getmad-govegan

validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

image

reblogged from: snorlaxatives

origin: validx2

reblogged from: niall-horan

origin: spinningrims

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

reblogged from: iwillmindfuckyou

origin: hohokev

dippindotsvevo:

My anaconda don’t. 

My anaconda don’t.

My anaconda don’t want none. At all. I am an asexual

reblogged from: hipsterfart

origin: dippindotsvevo

snazzapplesweet:

im leaving youtube forever

reblogged from: kuchipatchis

origin: snazzapplesweet

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

reblogged from: hipsterfart

origin: darmani-remade

pakeeztani:

"foreign names are so complicated!!"
coming from people who have 50 ways to spell ashley

reblogged from: niall-horan

origin: pakeeztani

momemi:

p-ossh:

i need his jacket

ugh yesss

reblogged from: zackisontumblr

origin: ed-double-d-n-eddy

reblogged from: doctordachshund

origin: frick-gaskarth

snorlaxatives:

sakurakitchen:

snorlaxatives:

can we just like fast forward through the entire month of september i want it to be october already 

I’ll wake you up when September ends.

FUCK THIS JOKE I’VE BEEN HEARD IT EVERY SINGLE SEPTEMBER FUCK GREEN DAY FOR MAKING THE SONG

zombikki:

beemill:

Massachusetts State Police Issue Apology for “Racial Profiling Saves Lives” Bumper Sticker, But Not Before Lying About It

Massachusetts State Police issued an apology Monday for a bumper sticker on one of their police cruisers that read: “Racial Profiling Saves Lives,” but not before lying about it.

Boston resident Chris Kantos, was walking Sunday morning and came across on official police cruiser, number 1183, and noticed an odd bumper sticker on it.

Kantos tweeted this image out immediately.

Can anyone help me comprehend this @MassStatePolice bumper parked in Boston? Vandalism I hope? cc: @MassGovernor pic.twitter.com/Gm5XNtFRA1

— Chris Kantos (@chriskantos) August 25, 2014

Instead of apologizing immediately, Boston PD removed the sticker and published a second image of the cruiser with no bumper sticker. Then accused Kantos of photoshopping the image.

.@chriskantos @MassGovernor Unknown to Tpr assigned cruiser, we checked immediately. No bumper sticker.#photoshopfail pic.twitter.com/k4DcTJfngI

— Mass State Police (@MassStatePolice) August 25, 2014

“Why on earth would I photoshop something like that?” Kantos asked on Twitter.

read more: http://thefreethoughtproject.com/police-issue-apology-racial-profiling-saves-lives-bumper-sticker-lying/

what the fuck

reblogged from: niall-horan

origin: thefreethoughtproject.com