My name is Avery, I'm 16.

songofages:

thatthingididonetime:

Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.

I didn’t know how much I needed this gif

I know who’s gonna die in his next book

reblogged from: mollyhooooper

origin: horstnordfink

katara:

everything always happens so much

reblogged from: mollyhooooper

origin: katara

reblogged from: sgctc

origin: catleecious

marcellvs:

if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

reblogged from: sgctc

origin: lotusrootsoup

laughhard:

Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.

reblogged from: sgctc

origin: laughhard

reblogged from: niall-horan

origin: foxnewsofficial

shessoluckyshesastar:

it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion 

reblogged from: niall-horan

origin: keididikay

mythandrists:

mental illnesses cannot be ‘fixed’ by getting a love interest

not in roleplays

not in fanfiction

not in published fiction

not in real life

do not write this i will cut you

reblogged from: mollyhooooper

origin: mythandrists

reblogged from: niall-horan

origin: empresszoysia

vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

reblogged from: mollyhooooper

origin: whorville

shitshilarious:

hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

Grinding for a gym battle would be an nightmare…but I bet you nobody would skip leg day

reblogged from: pantsareunwelcome

origin: heyfunniest

my heart says yes but bones and spock and their eyebrows keep telling me no —james t kirk at some point, probably (via usscamelot)
reblogged from: mollyhooooper

origin: spicyshimmy

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

image

reblogged from: mollyhooooper

origin: krocatoo

spacemountaineer:

The entrance to Disneyland in the 1950s.

via eBay seller shesmidas

reblogged from: zip-a-dee-disney

origin: spacemountaineer